This Unnecessary Puta

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   I had to search Matthew McConaughey three times before google suggested the correct spelling of his name for me. One of the beigest actors out there, if you can call him an actor, seeing as he simply rolls up on set and plays himself in every movie he’s in. You’ve definitely seen him in something… Hey, didn’t he play the lead love interest in that mildly gripping rom-com alongside that beautiful (yet equally beige) actress who, as hard as she tried, just didn’t quite convince me she was a normal civilian and not a highly acclaimed star on a very hefty salary? Yeah, that was Matthew McConaughey, although whichever movie you may have been thinking of probably varies from person to person.

   His limited acting abilities and struggle to book a decent role outside of his usual ilk is not the only thing that makes McConaughey beige- there is also his strange desire to be down with the kids. He once got arrested for ‘disturbing the peace’ when police found him naked and playing bongo drums loudly while under the influence of cannabis (yup, cannabis) in his own home. Who’d have put down McConaughey as the type to smoke trees and be naked and feel at one with the earth and nature, man? However, true to his predictable beige character, this little bust up caused him to change his drug taking ways and set up a foundation called the ‘jk livin foundation’ (all in lower case letters, capitals are too mainstream) which is dedicated to keeping teenagers on the right path. “What’s ‘jk livin’ about?” I hear you ask. Well, it’s named after his life motto “Just Keep Livin”. It’s alright, McConaughey… just breathe in… and breathe out… that should do the trick.

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      This post is so vintage

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      naked bongos incident. ty

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