This Unnecessary Puta

1. 32
   3
   Dec
   

   The Unbearable Beigeness of Being Zac Efron

   
   What can be said about Zac Efron?
   
   
   Zac Efron is the epitome of beige. He reeks of beige and has done ever since he was just another pretty (read: beige) Disney twink. Zac has aspirations of becoming the next Leonardo DiCaprio, only he has none of the talent and is even more beige than his idol. Zac has a basic beige girlfriend and starts in beige movies like Charlie St Cloud.
   
   He is loved by the gays and teens alike because, although being completely different demographics, let’s be honest, both groups have similar tastes in beigiousity (The Biebs, Miley, Zefron) and the reason he is so adored by both is because he comes across as the perfect beige: you could take him home to meet your parents safe in the knowledge he doesn’t have a Hells Angel tattoo from a drunken night that will embarrass you and he doesn’t look like he’s been in a porno with Jesse Star.

   He is the safe choice for tween movies, like a good driver who you know will never go about the speed limit and thus you can entrust to pick up your sister/daughter/brother/son from school during rush hour and return them to you safe and alive.
   
   But behind the ripped torso, the chiselled face, the rabid fans, the pretty girlfriend and the charm is a guy so beige that he could play Satan in a movie or have an orgy complete with rimming and anal beads and it would not change his colour classification one little bit.

   Classification - creme brulee

   • beige
   • beige actor
   • zac efron
   • submission
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      beard “girlfriend”,...movies, beige abs….. yikes. Never knew a male could

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      Whatever I love him.

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      I AGREE SO HARD…OBV

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