This Unnecessary Puta

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   One can only take Miss Tyra Banks in small doses. In small doses, sure, she’s a little overbearing, but entertaining nonetheless. But go past five, ten minutes of her on an episode of ANTM or the now defunct (thank God) Tyra Banks show, and you get not only beige vibes, but also strong suggestions of a craziness bubbling just beneath the surface. Once, Tyra was a model on top of her game and while the whole ~Entrepeneur~~~ thing is cute, is it just us or does it always feel like she’s trying way too hard? Does anybody remember her foray into acting and the particularly traumatizing Disney movie Life Size?? Smizing, anyone?

   Of course, the full effect of Tyra’s beigeness really hits you if you saw the episode of her talk show where she interviewed the legendary (and equally crazy) Naomi Campbell. Tyra was on the verge of tears, talking about how she used to have a picture of Naomi on her wall and would cry every night because Naomi hated her (bitch, Naomi hates everyone - get in line). And Naomi was all, “…Um. Yeah. I don’t remember that? However you think I’ve affected you…sorry? There, there.”

   Amazing. 

   Classification: True Beige

   • Tyra Banks
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      TYRA Y U NO SMIZE?!?!

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      Goes ghetto one minute, valley girl

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       line) Truer words have never been spoken.

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       UM EXCUSE ME BUT LIFESIZE IS HER FINEST WORK

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       Daytime television is a barren wasteland without new episodes of Tyra. Bitches be trippin’

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       GASPED IRL TYRA IS ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW HER WIGS AREN’T EVEN BEIGE

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       how the fuck is tyra beige? L O L GUYS

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