This Unnecessary Puta

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   Dear Hollywood: Can you stop encouraging James Cameron?

   

   In 1997, Cameron won three Oscars for his film, Titanic. Yes, Cameron beat out other heavy-hitters such as The Full Monty, As Good As it Gets, LA Confidential, and Good Will Hunting. The Full Fucking Monty was nominated for an Academy Award, everyone. That alone should make his whole array of Oscars seem invalid but we won’t stop at that.

   One of the three awards he won that night was for Best Picture. This is excusable because of the large scope of the movie, which is a major gimmick element in all of his films. No, the problem I have with this is that most of the acting in this movie is laughable. It’s like he instructed them all to pretend it was a middle school play on a blockbuster budget. Pretty embarrassing seeing as most of the actors were better than that. This movie was so self-serious and awkward that it almost became endearing. Almost. He took something that could be a compelling story and just blew it up so far out that I couldn’t about most of the characters. 

   He does this with almost all of his movies, save for Aliens, but even then we all just want to see shit get blown up. And ugh, don’t get me started on Avatar. All I have to say is that methinks he should have spent less time waiting for a fancy camera and more time writing a less clichéd screenplay.

   Shade: Glorified Michael Bay tan

   • james cameron
   • beige director
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      Thank you! I can’t even begin to say how many fucking times I’ve pointed out that it’s Pocahontas, only in space with an...

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       okay i loved titanic, but that’s got a lot 2 do with Kate and Leo…not so much him. But i’m reblogging cause Avatar was...

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       yes please! shut him the fuck down.

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       Tbh, my greatest...James Cameron’s movies...dialogue. He...

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       yes. yes. yes. I’ve been saying

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