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    hairlikesunshine asked: People seem to take your posts way too personally. Honestly, this is clearly an opinion-based blog, and it's not like you're actually saying anything BAD about the celebrities you choose to critique. Personally, I may not agree with each and every one of your choices of beige, but I find your opinion valid and frankly I appreciate your writing style more than anything. Just saying.

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from this blog, it’s that making fun of Jimmy Fallon is equivalent to pushing their grandma up an escalator. Girl.

    Thanks much!

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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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