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    Jimmy Fallon is most definitely beige. 

    He’s the Bobby Hill of comedy.  You know the episode of King of the Hill where they keep Bobby on the track team to make the other athletes bust their ass so they don’t get replaced by him?  That’s Jimmy.

    When he wasn’t the beige backdrop of a semi-decent SNL skit, he was front and center, giggling at his own jokes.

    Not even appearing on Sesame Street could save him from beigeness - my two-year-old, who’s so obsessed with Elmo (he hugs the television), walked away out of boredom the second Jimmy Fallon came on the screen.

    Color: meconium

    1. brienne--of--tarth reblogged this from thecolourbeige
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    3. guidinglightningstrike reblogged this from thecolourbeige and added:
      Well, someone obviously knows nothing about Jimmy Fallon.
    4. sweetcherub reblogged this from paulsofine69 and added:
      HMM YOUR TWO YEAR OLD WALKED OUT ON JIMMY FALLON? VALID REASON YES. … FUCKING LOGIC. HOW DOES IT WORK?!
    5. formerlybrandybucks reblogged this from paulsofine69 and added:
      #THESE ARENT EVEN GOOD REASONS #OH MY GOD GO AWAY PREACH NIKA, PREACH.
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    7. msknope reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
      ^ Me when I first read this.
    8. lizdexia reblogged this from thecolourbeige and added:
      HOLD MY EARRINGS
    9. fondledsweaters-archive reblogged this from thecolourbeige and added:
      OKAY WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY.
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      I just gasped irl. I think he’s funny :( Or he...talk show. And A+ King
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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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