This Unnecessary Puta, DITA VON TEESE

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Nov

DITA VON TEESE

Don’t let her fool you with her lusty burlesque image or edgy taste in men, Dita is pure, silky beige. If you’ve ever seen her in an interview, you’ve probably noticed how very little she moves her Viva Glam painted lips. Despite popular belief, it’s not because she’s made entirely of fragile Chinese porcelain, but rather, because she’s quite dull. But isn’t she pretty?

Classification: Martini Beige
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  She’s a performer not a talker. Some people aren’t good with words, it doesn’t necessarily mean they have no...
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  I love (looking at) dita
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  THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU good GRAVY this woman is BORING.
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  think she’s so pretty and has great taste and ambition and stuff… but yeah, she comes across as pretty fucking beige....
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  YES, I’ve always thought this… But I thought I was crazy or something. She’s got poise.
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  Ugh yes. She really
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  shit just got real. oh no you didn’t.
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  HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE. How many interviews have...of her? Are we talking about how she...
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  LOL I’m not surprised to see her on TCB, but my best friend met her and had nothing but great things to say about her....
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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.

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