This Unnecessary Puta, People need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. You would sincerely think that you’d put out a hit on Obama (I don’t know where you place him on the beige-ometer…he’s pretty charasmatic I guess.) Or that you’d walked up to Buckingham Palace, pressed your arse cheeks against the gates and said that you were going to stab Queen Lizzy (she’s definetly a shade of violet, look at the crown jewels and the corgys) It’s just a singer. It’s just an actress/actor. It’s just a model. It’s not your family, jesus christ. Who gives a fuck! I like JK Rowling, I can’t stand Emma Watson and her eyebrow acting, Gaga tries too hard but has some awesome songs…so? Just my opinion. I love your blog, love love love it. It’s like you turned up in my head, picked out the beigiest of beige bitches that I can’t stand and wrote about them. Awesome.

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sophiewithoutthanks asked: People need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
You would sincerely think that you'd put out a hit on Obama (I don't know where you place him on the beige-ometer...he's pretty charasmatic I guess.) Or that you'd walked up to Buckingham Palace, pressed your arse cheeks against the gates and said that you were going to stab Queen Lizzy (she's definetly a shade of violet, look at the crown jewels and the corgys)

It's just a singer. It's just an actress/actor. It's just a model. It's not your family, jesus christ. Who gives a fuck! I like JK Rowling, I can't stand Emma Watson and her eyebrow acting, Gaga tries too hard but has some awesome songs...so? Just my opinion.

I love your blog, love love love it. It's like you turned up in my head, picked out the beigiest of beige bitches that I can't stand and wrote about them. Awesome.
I’m crying.

LOL, thank you!

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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.

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