This Unnecessary Puta

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   Rihanna is a great example of how knowing the right people can catapult anyone’s career. Sure, Rihanna needed drive in order to get to where she is now but let us discuss her credentials:

   Rihanna is not a good performer. She often stumbles around the stage like a bedazzled zombie and looks like she’s doing an internal countdown till the end of her show. Just look at her performance at the AMAs. She can remember steps and knows how to wind (like that’s difficult) but she never puts her soul into it. I feel nothing.

   Rihanna has a studio voice. Sure there are plenty of pop artists who can’t sing live, but does that make them any less beige? We are still handing these people buckets of money to squeak through their latest album but, hey, here’s a fog machine and some pretty lights! This is some straight up Wizard of Oz shit. 

   Rihanna has some hot singles, but no amount of hair dye, pretty clothes, or fuck you’s will make her remotely close to the rock star that she so clearly wants to be her ghost writer portrays her as.

   She seems nice, though.

   Classification: Navajo White

   • rihanna
   • beige music
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      her clothes are actually hideous. she tries so hard to be edgy, and just comes off as a Gaga wannabe/competitor,...

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      Rihanna has a reputation for being an animal in the bedroom, though. Automatic anti-beige.

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      stories i’ve heard from...same reputation in barbados for beigeness

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       also this. times like, a bunch.

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       FUCK THAT BITCH.

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       this is so fucking true. so untalented live & not live. she could never preform live and just sing with no dancing....

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