This Unnecessary Puta

1. 38
   30
   Nov
   

   A Open Warning to Carey Mulligan

   

   Here she is - the beigest beige bitch not to have yet been classified as being beige. She’s more of a…grey (a color if not as equally boring as beige, but not quite so beige, ya know?) and you’re happy that she hasn’t succumbed entirely to the beigeness that surrounds all those other British bitches (See Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, etc.)

   I saw her in “An Education,” and was shouting to the heavens when she got nominated for an Oscar because she wasn’t beige in that movie! But bitch done crossed the fucking beige line with her her most recent cinematic foray, Wall Street 2: That Unnecessary Jackshit Oliver Stone Sequel To An Equally Jackshit Original Movie. I didn’t want to believe it at first -  Carey is a talented and bold actress, right? She can’t be beige!

   WRONG. That bitch was so beige, she made me want to slap the shit out of her dimpled face in that horrendous movie. She cried more times than she had lines and that is when I had it with her newly acquired, beige shit.

   So here’s an ultimatum to Carey “Mostly-Grey-But-Teetering-On-Becoming-Beige” Mulligan: You are beige as hell right now, but I’ve seen the smidge of color in you; I KNOW you can get it back. Just stop fucking around with movies that you shouldn’t have even considered being apart of (seriousy, why the fuck would you even think being in a movie with Michael Douglas would be a good idea?!) and hopefully you won’t get stuck in a boring, beige rut.

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      in agreement of her beigeness

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      girl it is a color

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