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    With every major film release with a relatively attractive cast, Tumblr seemingly finds herself in bed with a new boyfriend.  It was Joseph Gordon-Levitt this past summer, and Andrew Garfield fills this void this autumn.  Do not get me wrong.  I am also in love with Andrew Garfield, but the twenty-seven year old man is beige.  When the most interesting thing fans can obsessed over is how he looks like Bambi, you must face the facts.  Intelligence and insightfulness no longer make a difference in Hollywood.  Well, it never made a difference, but that is not the point.  People just need to realize Andrew Garfield is not anything special.  Love him, but those are the facts.  He is talented, but he is just that hyperactive, yet unthreatingly attractive English major you met in your shared Chemistry lab three semesters ago. Classification: Ecru

    With every major film release with a relatively attractive cast, Tumblr seemingly finds herself in bed with a new boyfriend.  It was Joseph Gordon-Levitt this past summer, and Andrew Garfield fills this void this autumn.  Do not get me wrong.  I am also in love with Andrew Garfield, but the twenty-seven year old man is beige.  When the most interesting thing fans can obsessed over is how he looks like Bambi, you must face the facts.  Intelligence and insightfulness no longer make a difference in Hollywood.  Well, it never made a difference, but that is not the point.  People just need to realize Andrew Garfield is not anything special.  Love him, but those are the facts.  He is talented, but he is just that hyperactive, yet unthreatingly attractive English major you met in your shared Chemistry lab three semesters ago.

    Classification: Ecru

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      I’m sorry, but in an earlier post they categorized him as like, some other non-beige color. Ugh, get it together.
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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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