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    Ciara is just a plethora of pure beigosity. Her personality beige. Her style beige. Her voice is even complete and utter beige. Other than being an irrelevant waste of space in pop/r&b the beigstress doesn’t do much, but follow paparazzi with Kim kardash-a-hoe. Oh and If you forgot about how awful a actress she is see straight to dvd shit storm “All or Nothing”. Princess of Flop is an avid biter. Don’t be surprised if Janet Jackson sues this bitch for identity theft. 

    Classification: alpaca butt hair

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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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