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    It’s not to say that the actresses on this cover (and in the folds) of this cover are all beige - a majority of them have turned out amazing performances in the last year. But at its essence this cover is boring. It’s telling us what we already know - that Hollywood is uninspiring, predictable, and forever lacking in diversity, both in age and ethnicity. So no - Rooney Mara isn’t beige (for now) but collectively, as a whole entity, as the representation of what Vanity Fair is telling us is ~HOLLYWOOD~ then… this shit is Cosmic-Vanilla-Egg Cream-Dentist’s Office Walls-Beige. Or, in other words: True Beige. 

    It’s not to say that the actresses on this cover (and in the folds) of this cover are all beige - a majority of them have turned out amazing performances in the last year. But at its essence this cover is boring. It’s telling us what we already know - that Hollywood is uninspiring, predictable, and forever lacking in diversity, both in age and ethnicity. So no - Rooney Mara isn’t beige (for now) but collectively, as a whole entity, as the representation of what Vanity Fair is telling us is ~HOLLYWOOD~ then… this shit is Cosmic-Vanilla-Egg Cream-Dentist’s Office Walls-Beige. Or, in other words: True Beige. 

    (Source: vanityfair, via patbee)

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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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