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    Happy New Year From TCB

    A Happy New Year and a hearty Hello to all our beige followers (and active haters), I hope the new year has treated you well thus far. 

    We at The Colour Beige have been on something of an unofficial hiatus (also known as being lazy) but it is our resolution to bring you back more commentary on the beigest of the beige out there! We are currently going through our message box and picking through the lovely and not so lovely messages and submissions (thank you!). We will begin posting in the coming weeks - but we need your help! Feel free to send in suggestions for beige candidates via our Ask Box - this can be people of any gender and any profession - actors, musicians, chefs, politicians, whatever! You can also nominate tv shows, movies, ice cream flavors, states of being…whatever you think is beige! If you find a quote, youtube clip, or funny picture of your beige person/thing - feel free to submit those, too. 

    You also have the option to submit your own beige posts - please see the Submission page to view criteria for sending a submission. 

    Just to clarify, saying someone is “beige” isn’t to say that they are a horrible icky person and we wish they would die (well, in most cases). You can be beige and tolerable (like Emma Watson). You can be beige and not so tolerable (like Sarah Palin). It’s possible to stan for a beige person just as much as it is to not be a fan. If someone you stan shows up on this blog and you feel strongly against it and it ruins your entire day/life/existence - please, by all means, send us a message with 10 reasons why you think they’re NOT beige and we’ll be happy to post it without comment. But we still reserve the right to throw shade at whoever we like! Sounds good? Great. 

    Looking forward to your submissions and spreading the beige love all around! 

    Best, 

    The Colour Beige 

    1. exoticmadchen reblogged this from thecolourbeige and added:
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Beige.

The word encapsulates boredom and monotony. Unlike red, yellow, or violet, beige has no real identity. There are are many shades of beige, but they’re. still. beige.

Beige takes no risks and even when it does, you can still tell that it’s an undercover beige acting as a maroon. It’s almost cute.

Beige relies on its blank and dime-a-dozen looks to get work and fools itself that it’s talented because everyone wants to kiss beige’s ass. Sometimes, beige is even talented, but rests on its laurels and never steps out of its comfort zone.

We all know and love a beige and you know what? It’s fine. Beige is safe. Beige is soft. Beige gets the job done.
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