December 2010
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Guess Who?
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I had to search Matthew McConaughey three times before google suggested the correct spelling of his name for me. One of the beigest actors out there, if you can call him an actor, seeing as he simply rolls up on set and plays himself in every movie he’s in. You’ve definitely seen him in something… Hey, didn’t he play the lead love interest in that mildly gripping rom-com...
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The Unbearable Beigeness of Being Zac Efron
What can be said about Zac Efron? Zac Efron is the epitome of beige. He reeks of beige and has done ever since he was just another pretty (read: beige) Disney twink. Zac has aspirations of becoming the next Leonardo DiCaprio, only he has none of the talent and is even more beige than his idol. Zac has a basic beige girlfriend and starts in beige movies like Charlie St Cloud. He is loved by the...
Zooey Deschanel is now on Tumblr. →
AHAAHAHAAHA!
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themonkeysandwho asked: "#submission" means you didn't write them, right? because it seems to be so difficult to see that tag and deduce that someone, i don't know, submitted a specific post. i just wanted to point that out so people can direct their bitching elsewhere. thecolourbeige is hilarious and spot on. people who take these seriously need to go out and get a hobby.
ghostsoftwinpeaks asked: there's nothing vibrant about Katherine "Dead Inside" Heigl and I'm glad you pointed it out. Keep up the good work.
avadakedeborah- asked: You are awesome, but your submitters need to realize that your blog is mainly to point out beige people and WHY they are beige, not to use being 'beige' as THE reason that dictates someone's personality/faults (It's like 'You know why this person sucks? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BEIGE' and that doesn't really say much, only that the submitter will find any...
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broocewayne asked: LOLs all day for that post on James Cameron. Took the words out of my mouth. He is such an arse. I do think that DiCaprio was ok in that movie despite the overly emotional trite he had to swim through (no pun intended). If you're gonna spend a fuckload of money of a film (Titanic and for fucksakes, Avatar) then you had BETTER make something half-decent. That is not an accomplishment,...
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Dear Hollywood: Can you stop encouraging James...
In 1997, Cameron won three Oscars for his film, Titanic. Yes, Cameron beat out other heavy-hitters such as The Full Monty, As Good As it Gets, LA Confidential, and Good Will Hunting. The Full Fucking Monty was nominated for an Academy Award, everyone. That alone should make his whole array of Oscars seem invalid but we won’t stop at that.
One of the three awards he won that night was for...
hairlikesunshine asked: People seem to take your posts way too personally. Honestly, this is clearly an opinion-based blog, and it's not like you're actually saying anything BAD about the celebrities you choose to critique. Personally, I may not agree with each and every one of your choices of beige, but I find your opinion valid and frankly I appreciate your writing style more than anything. Just saying.