January 2012
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Happy New Year From TCB
A Happy New Year and a hearty Hello to all our beige followers (and active haters), I hope the new year has treated you well thus far.
We at The Colour Beige have been on something of an unofficial hiatus (also known as being lazy) but it is our resolution to bring you back more commentary on the beigest of the beige out there! We are currently going through our message box and picking through...
December 2011
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“I feel as if I go to Africa, I may never come back. I’m just going to live with...”
– Dianna Agron - About.com interview (via thegroncyclopedia)
oh, is that right????
POLITE SUGGESTIONS WITH ZOOEY D. #1
zooeydeschanel:
Dear Alex Chilton and The Box Tops:
I seriously love you guys. I mean you guys rule. You’re a classic band. But I thought you might be able to use a few polite suggestions on purchasing a plane ticket.
1. Demanding a plane ticket can be off putting. “Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,” sounds a bit rude! May I suggest you say something like, “hello ma’am or sir, I’d like to buy a...
January 2011
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'tis a fine day for tumbling
zooeydeschanel:
last night I went to molls’ birthday party with sophia and nicole.
1. molls looked like a madame alexander doll, a modern fiesta doll with at least 5 necklaces.
2. Gave molls some nail polish, because she is at least as passionate about nail art as serena williams, maybe more. I also gave her necklaces, to add to aforementioned necklace collection.
3. We all took pictures in...
“Emancipation made women lose their mystery”
– Grace Kelly
(via garbos)
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December 2010
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Guess Who?
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I had to search Matthew McConaughey three times before google suggested the correct spelling of his name for me. One of the beigest actors out there, if you can call him an actor, seeing as he simply rolls up on set and plays himself in every movie he’s in. You’ve definitely seen him in something… Hey, didn’t he play the lead love interest in that mildly gripping rom-com...
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The Unbearable Beigeness of Being Zac Efron
What can be said about Zac Efron? Zac Efron is the epitome of beige. He reeks of beige and has done ever since he was just another pretty (read: beige) Disney twink. Zac has aspirations of becoming the next Leonardo DiCaprio, only he has none of the talent and is even more beige than his idol. Zac has a basic beige girlfriend and starts in beige movies like Charlie St Cloud. He is loved by the...
Zooey Deschanel is now on Tumblr. →
AHAAHAHAAHA!
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themonkeysandwho asked: "#submission" means you didn't write them, right? because it seems to be so difficult to see that tag and deduce that someone, i don't know, submitted a specific post. i just wanted to point that out so people can direct their bitching elsewhere. thecolourbeige is hilarious and spot on. people who take these seriously need to go out and get a hobby.
joestrummer asked: there's nothing vibrant about Katherine "Dead Inside" Heigl and I'm glad you pointed it out. Keep up the good work.
avadakedeborah- asked: You are awesome, but your submitters need to realize that your blog is mainly to point out beige people and WHY they are beige, not to use being 'beige' as THE reason that dictates someone's personality/faults (It's like 'You know why this person sucks? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BEIGE' and that doesn't really say much, only that the submitter will find any...
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broocewayne asked: LOLs all day for that post on James Cameron. Took the words out of my mouth. He is such an arse. I do think that DiCaprio was ok in that movie despite the overly emotional trite he had to swim through (no pun intended). If you're gonna spend a fuckload of money of a film (Titanic and for fucksakes, Avatar) then you had BETTER make something half-decent. That is not an accomplishment,...
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Dear Hollywood: Can you stop encouraging James...
In 1997, Cameron won three Oscars for his film, Titanic. Yes, Cameron beat out other heavy-hitters such as The Full Monty, As Good As it Gets, LA Confidential, and Good Will Hunting. The Full Fucking Monty was nominated for an Academy Award, everyone. That alone should make his whole array of Oscars seem invalid but we won’t stop at that.
One of the three awards he won that night was for...
hairlikesunshine asked: People seem to take your posts way too personally. Honestly, this is clearly an opinion-based blog, and it's not like you're actually saying anything BAD about the celebrities you choose to critique. Personally, I may not agree with each and every one of your choices of beige, but I find your opinion valid and frankly I appreciate your writing style more than anything. Just saying.
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Jimmy Fallon is most definitely beige.
He’s the Bobby Hill of comedy. You know the episode of King of the Hill where they keep Bobby on the track team to make the other athletes bust their ass so they don’t get replaced by him? That’s Jimmy.
When he wasn’t the beige backdrop of a semi-decent SNL skit, he was front and center, giggling at his own jokes.
Not even...
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DITA VON TEESE
Don’t let her fool you with her lusty burlesque image or edgy taste in men, Dita is pure, silky beige. If you’ve ever seen her in an interview, you’ve probably noticed how very little she moves her Viva Glam painted lips. Despite popular belief, it’s not because she’s made entirely of fragile Chinese porcelain, but rather, because she’s quite dull. But...
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Chris Martin and Coldplay.
I hate Chris Martin. I just plain hate him. I hate him, I hate his poxy wife and his stupid little kids that don’t get to eat McDonalds. Ok, well I don’t hate his little kids, they’re just little kids, they’re probably busy enjoying toys and stuff for anyone to dislike them.
People are constantly heralding Chris Martin and Coldplay as the second coming of Christ. They...
sophiewithoutthanks asked: People need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
You would sincerely think that you'd put out a hit on Obama (I don't know where you place him on the beige-ometer...he's pretty charasmatic I guess.) Or that you'd walked up to Buckingham Palace, pressed your arse cheeks against the gates and said that you were going to stab Queen Lizzy (she's definetly a shade of violet, look at...
You would sincerely think that you'd put out a hit on Obama (I don't know where you place him on the beige-ometer...he's pretty charasmatic I guess.) Or that you'd walked up to Buckingham Palace, pressed your arse cheeks against the gates and said that you were going to stab Queen Lizzy (she's definetly a shade of violet, look at...
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cataloguesofconcubines asked: I don't understand why people are perplex when celebs they consider good are considered beige by others. Sometimes, yu are blinded by your stanning that you don't see the beigeness before your very eyes.
Like how Tim Burton fans love the weirdness of his movies so much that they never bother to ask themselves why the only ethnic minority in any of them is the Oompa Loompa...
Like how Tim Burton fans love the weirdness of his movies so much that they never bother to ask themselves why the only ethnic minority in any of them is the Oompa Loompa...
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A Open Warning to Carey Mulligan
Here she is - the beigest beige bitch not to have yet been classified as being beige. She’s more of a…grey (a color if not as equally boring as beige, but not quite so beige, ya know?) and you’re happy that she hasn’t succumbed entirely to the beigeness that surrounds all those other British bitches (See Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, etc.)
I saw her in “An...
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Ciara is just a plethora of pure beigosity. Her personality beige. Her style beige. Her voice is even complete and utter beige. Other than being an irrelevant waste of space in pop/r&b the beigstress doesn’t do much, but follow paparazzi with Kim kardash-a-hoe. Oh and If you forgot about how awful a actress she is see straight to dvd shit storm “All or Nothing”. Princess of...
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Quentin Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino is beige. Now, before all his crazy fans jump down my throat, hear me out.
YES, Tarantino writes strong female characters. YES, Tarantino is able to get great performances out of actors and actresses and YES, he’s made some good movies.
But that doesn’t change that Tarantino is very, very, very beige and relies heavily on the same formula for all of his films. This is his...